humorous:

Mother’s Day is hard when your mom deserves an island but you can barely afford a candle

mtvgrande:

how 2 flirt w boy while slowly implementing feminist ideas into his brain

• Mentally ill person: I'm having a really bad and hard time right now.
• Other person: Haha yeah aren't we all.

pinkmanjesse:

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

sharkvoid:

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]